He walks with kings, and has the common touch, 
Drinks Guinness by the pint, and tea from cups 
Of finest china; suave and debonair 
When called upon, but also he can swear. 
He flirts outrageously with all the ladies, 
The titled women and the Sexy Sadies, 
Even the so-called liberated type 
Fall victim to his Olde Worlde charm and hype.
A man for every season, house and mood; 
Be he refined or simply loud and crude, 
He's never out of context, coarse or prim, 
That's why we're all of us so found of him; 
The gentleman of style in three piece suit, 
And, in a twist, the foul-mouthed, bar room brute.
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