Scene: A psychiatrist’s office. The psychiatist is sitting at his desk facing an unseen patient. There is a sign on the desk which reads DR JUNG: PSYCHIATRIST. He is wearing glasses, and has a goatee beard. He speaks with a strong European accent.
Doctor: (Laughing in a relaxed manner) I REALLY DO NOT SEE ZAT YOU HAFF ANYZING TO WORRY ABOUT. ZERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. (Stretching out his hands and shrugging his shoulders) SO YOU FEEL YOU OUGHT TO BE A RABBI – IT IS A CALLING. MANY PEOPLE ARE CALLED TO ZE PRIESTHOODS OF ALL RELIGIONS. ZEY ARE ALL HEALTHY YOUNG MEN LIKE YOURSELF (Nodding sympathetically) COME BACK AND SEE ME NEXT MONTH, AND IF YOU STILL ZINK YOU ARE ILL THEN, VE VILL TALK SOME MORE.
Voice: THANK YOU, HERR DOKTOR.
(The camera draws back to show Adolf Hitler standing dressed up in full Nazi regalia. Fade).
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