Monica Lewinsky Tells All

The President admired my lip,
We never went to bed;
I told my tale to Linda Tripp
Of how I gave Bill head.

She gave the tape to Kenneth Starr
And Bill was on the spot,
The tale he told was so bizarre,
We thought hed lost the plot.

He had no sex with me he said,
And acting kinda dim,
Admitted when I gave him head
That Id had sex with him.

Now Bill is out of politics,
Except for minor bits,
But Clinton still does dirty tricks:
The one whos got the tits!

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