Leroy Cool Nearly Gives Gerry Gable A Heart Attack


Mr Gable, Mr Gable!

 

Thinks - Oh no, not that feisty n...

 

???

 

Thinks - new kid on the block.
Says - Not you again, are you following me, young man?

 

No sir, Iíve just been to see my girlfriend.

 

Thinks - I hope sheís white
Says - Oh, is she a n...

 

???

 


non-resident like you, or did you meet here?

 

No sir, I met her here; she lives in Chelmsford.

 


Chelmsford, thatís a long way out.

 

You ever been there?

 


Says - Oh yes, I know it well. So what is your girlfriend like?
Thinks - please let her be white, please let her be white.

 

Good looking, for a white girl. Ha, ha.

 


I hope youíre not being racist, young man.

 

Of course not, she really is white.

 


Thatís good.

 

Really, why?

 


Thinks - another step towards the total elimination of the Aryan race.
Says - Because I hate all forms of prejudice; I experienced so much of it growing up a Jew during and after the Second World War.

 


Thinks - Sure you did, Hymie, like all that bullshit about being chased home by Christian kids at Easter and that stupid canard about "Cabinet making or tailoring".
Says - Would you like to see a photograph of my girlfriend?

 


Of course.

 


Exhibits photo.

 


Arrgh!

 


Cool, isnít she?

 


Cool? You canít go out with her.

 


Really, why not?

 


Sheís my grand-daughter!

 


Man, that sure showed that Hymie in his real colours; itís true what David Duke said, race-mixing is fine for goyim but not for the Chosen. Heck, I donít mess wií no white girls; if I did, Iíd never be able to look Minister Farrakhan in the eye again.

 

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