Leroy Cool Meets Oscar Pistorius


Hi there, or perhaps I should say ďHello dere!Ē Did I ever tell you about the time I sat next to Oscar Pistorius? It was on the plane to the London Paralympics.


 
Excuse me, arenít you the guy they call the Blade Runner?


 
Yes boy.


 
I thought I recognised you; youíre quite famous in my country.


 
Which country is that, boy?


 
The USA.


 
Oh right, I should have recognised the accent.


 
What are you going to do if you win the gold in the 400 metres?


 
My sponsor has promised me a big bonus, so I should have enough to buy my own place.


 
A home in the country, huh?


 
No, I have my eye on a place in Silver Lakes, a nice gated community where Iíll be safe from the blicks.


 
??


 
Oh, I didnít mean it like that. Itís just that after I shot to fame Iíve been targetted by robbers and muggers.


 
Oh.


 
No offence intended, boy.


 
None taken.


 

Such a polite bloke. Totally unlike the stereotypical white South African. I was shocked to hear heíd been charged with murdering his girlfriend. Iíd like to say I hope he beats the rap, but frankly...

 


I donít think heís got a leg to stand on.


 

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