Leroy Cool Meets John Terry (Almost)
Hi there, I’m still here. Hey, isn’t that the soccer player Frank Lampard?
Yes it is, and look who’s with him, John Terry, that other Chelsea player who was dragged into court by those muppets the Metropolitan Police.
Hi Frank. Sorry I’m late, got held up by the press.
Sold another story?
Yeah, best thing that ever happened to me, that aggro with that black cunt Ferdinand.
Hmm, don’t think I’ll ask him for his autograph.
Yeah, ’e’s full of it. I’ll tell you who’s worse though...
That white cunt, Beckham.
Yeah, glad ’e was never at Chelsea.
Hmm, something tells me the courts got it right for once.