Leroy Cool Meets John Terry (Almost)


Hi there, Im still here. Hey, isnt that the soccer player Frank Lampard?


Hi John.


Yes it is, and look whos with him, John Terry, that other Chelsea player who was dragged into court by those muppets the Metropolitan Police.


Hi Frank. Sorry Im late, got held up by the press.


Sold another story?


Yeah, best thing that ever happened to me, that aggro with that black cunt Ferdinand.


Hmm, dont think Ill ask him for his autograph.


Yeah, es full of it. Ill tell you whos worse though...


That white cunt, Beckham.


Yeah, glad e was never at Chelsea.


Hmm, something tells me the courts got it right for once.

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