Leroy Cool Meets Abe Foxman


Excuse me, sir, arenít you Abraham Foxman of the Defamation League?

 

Hello sonny, yes, I am indeed Abraham Foxman, but my organisation is called the Anti-Defamation League.

 

You mean you donít defame people?

 


Of course not, sonny, whoever gave you that idea?

 


David Duke.

 


What! You mean to say, you, a n...

 

???

 


A nice little African-American boy, have been listening to David Duke?

 


Yes, Mr Foxman.

 


You mustnít pay any attention to him, heís a nasty man, a hater; he especially doesnít like black people, and he likes Jewish people even less.

 


You mean itís not true your organisation was ordered to pay $10 million in damages to a Mrs and Mrs Quigley in 1994 after smearing them as anti-Semites?

 


Grrr!

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