Leroy Cool Meets Abe Foxman

Excuse me, sir, aren’t you Abraham Foxman of the Defamation League?

 

Hello sonny, yes, I am indeed Abraham Foxman, but my organisation is called the Anti-Defamation League.

 

You mean you don’t defame people?

 

Of course not, sonny, whoever gave you that idea?

 

David Duke.

 

What! You mean to say, you, a n...

 

???

 

A nice little African-American boy, have been listening to David Duke?

 

Yes, Mr Foxman.

 

You mustn’t pay any attention to him, he’s a nasty man, a hater; he especially doesn’t like black people, and he likes Jewish people even less.

 

You mean it’s not true your organisation was ordered to pay $10 million in damages to a Mrs and Mrs Quigley in 1994 after smearing them as anti-Semites?

 

Grrr!

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