Just got the latest Skeptical Inquirer,
O, o, it's still so hard to be a Jew!
That Geller may have many an admirer,
But now his ill-earned wealth has come to you.
This legal ruling's left him in a fury,
And so it should, you lying scumbag, Geller,
The nonsense peddled by the youthful Uri
Would put to shame that Kit Hart story teller.
I guess now you'll be called anti-Semitic
For daring to denounce his Yiddish lies,
But Gentile and Jew should commend thee, critic,
Your perseverance opened up their eyes.
Or did it, because in a month or two
When your court judgment has been long forgotten,
He'll be at it again, the wily Jew,
The press and TV really are that rotten.