The April 2009 revelations of concocted smears by a Labour Government spin doctor was the tip of a very large iceberg, and in any case is not quite what it seems. The following were intercepted by GCHQ and leaked to the National Enquirer by a whistle blower.
From: PC Guffaw: laughingexpoliceman@pak.net Subject: my pension, and yours To: sir_ian_bloor@freemasons.com Date: Tuesday, 8 January, 2009, 4:02 PM --- On Tues, 8/1/09, PC Guffaw: laughingexpoliceman@pak.net wrote: Ian, Now that I am out of the news (and have received my cheque) I am forwarding as an attachment details of the Swiss bank account wherein you will find seventy-five grand as per our agreement for defending my racial discrimination claim with such vigour. It remains to be seen how anyone could believe the third highest ranking non-white officer in the country could be the victim of discrimination by his boss, unless he thought he should have had your job. But as the saying goes, no one ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the British public. I trust too the force with continue to defend all claims brought by civilians with equal vigour. Did you know by the way that in 2006 we spent seventeen grand of public money defending one claim for five thousand? Fuck the suckers your favourite "Paki"--- On Thurs, 02/4/09, Sir Paul Stephenson: commissioner@metfilth.uk wrote: From: Sir Paul Stephenson: commissioner@metfilth.uk Subject: Tomlinson post mortem - in confidence To: patel_dr2@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk Date: Thursday, 2 April, 2009, 2:17 AM Dear Dr Patel, Further to my phone call, I cannot stress too much how important is this post mortem. If there were any suggestion that the officer who struck him were in any way responsible for his death there would be civil unrest in London on a scale that we haven't seen since the poll tax protests. I trust therefore you will recall our little talk about Bernard Spilsbury and the case of Dr Crippen. I needn't point out that Sir Bernard was knighted for his services, and I can see that your career is clearly following the same path. By the way, I have already cleared your cousin's application; there should be no further problems when he, or any of your other relatives, visit the UK in future. ----------------------------------------
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From: David Cameron: styleoversubstance@parliament.uk Subject: nice one, D To: damien@labour.govnotformuchlonger.uk Date: Sunday, 19 April, 2009, 4:45 PM --- On Sun, 19/4/09, David Cameron: styleoversubstance@parliament.uk wrote: Damien, Many thanks for helping me fix that cunt Brown. Rest assured that when we take power and after the smoke has cleared I will ensure you have a far more meaningful post on a larger salary. In the meantime, please find enclosed a cheque for thirty-five grand as a token of my appreciation; just sold my story about Ivan to one of the glossies. Future PM
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