Scene: A bare, dimly lit room. A Gestapo officer in full uniform is apparently standing over an unseen prisoner. He is wearing a cap, and holds a cane in his right hand. He speaks in a stereotypical Nazi fashion.
Officer: SO, YOU VILL NOT TALK, ZE UNTERSTURMFUEHRER TELLS ME. I HAFF VAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK. TALK!
(Silence)
TALK! (He swishes his cane). TALK OR I VILL HAFF YOU TORTURED ZEN TAKEN OUT AND SHOT!
(Silence)
TALK! (Swishes his cane and shouts)
TALK, I COMMAND YOU!
(Silence)
(The officer stands with his face contorted. The camera draws back to show a parrot [rear view, perhaps a dummy] sitting on its perch).
Parrot: (In typical scrambled parrot fashion) PRETTY BOY, PRETTY BOY.
(The officer’s face lights up as the camera fades out).
Back To Comedy Sketches Index